Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!" Caddy: "This isn't a watch, sir, its a compass!"
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When Shall We Meet Again ?
| Book title jokes
When Shall We Meet Again ? by Miles Apart
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This is the difference between
| Military jokes
This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy Parachutist goes damn then splash.
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Old Mrs.
| Religious jokes
Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising. Two men passing by on a rowboat shouted up an invitation to row to safety with them. "No, thank you," Mrs. W
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Why are hamburgers essential to
| Burger jokes
Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
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Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don’t you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.