How many psychiatrists does it take to
| Mental health jokes
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"
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Motorist: When I bought this car you
| Car and train jokes
Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it, did we?
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Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
| Dance jokes
Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl
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Did you hear about the dumb father who
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?'
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A circus owner
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $1
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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.