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Why did the vampire attack the clown?

| Vampire jokes

Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

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A shopkeeper was dismayed

| Business jokes

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES. The shopk

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When is the water in the shower room musical?

| Music jokes

When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot.

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Army Retirement

| Vietnamese

The Pentagon recently found it had too many Generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any General who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured, in a straight line along the retiring general's body, between two points he chose. The first G

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Why don't apples smile

| Apple jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !

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When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn’t agree with them.