A man is strolling past the mental
| Mental health jokes
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence. Calling out to the patient, the man says, "
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One day a blonde went to a
| Blonde jokes
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
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A blonde was filling out an application form
| Blonde jokes
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. Yes.
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Grandma, why dont you
| Old age jokes
Grandma, why dont you drink tea anymore? "I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."
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What kind of musical
| Fishing jokes
What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.
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Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to ask “What is the registration number of the light bulb?”, one to ask “Have you tried rebooting it?”, another to ask “Have you tried reinstalling it?” and the last one to say “It must be your hardware because the light bulb in our office works fine…”