Janet came home from school and asked
| Hair and bald jokes
Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "It's glue." "I thought so," said Janet. "I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today."
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Why is the moon like a dollar?
| Money jokes
Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters.
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What happened when a man fell in love
| Teeth jokes
What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."
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What is posthumous work ?
| Dead and dying jokes
What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !
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Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your
| Easter jokes
Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"
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A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, “The weather didn’t agree with me.”