Father: How were the

What do you get if you cross a zebra

| Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.

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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what

| Cow jokes

If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

| Bed jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride

| Horse jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!

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How many fishermen does it take to change a

| Fishing jokes

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.

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Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn’t give me any trouble, just the answers!