'I'm very sad to announce this morning,
| Business jokes
'I'm very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the principal at morning assembly. ' Now we will all stand and sing this morning's hymn....now Thank We All Our God.
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QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take
| Idiot and fool jokes
QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
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Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.
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Why are bananas never lonely?
| Banana jokes
Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
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Q: How many
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!