How to elephants talk to each other ?
| Elephant jokes
How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !
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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer
| Sport jokes
Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!
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Does your brother keep himself clean?
| Bath jokes
Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.
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here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog name Rex from a local farmer. Rex was a great dog and would always hold point and find any birds they shoot. One year they did’t go hunting and the farmer rented Rex out to some Corona City Firemen who used him that season. The next year the Riverside guys went to rent Rex from the farmer for hunting but the farmer had bad news for them. He told them Rex was no longer any good for hunting and didn’t have a replacement for him and to tell the Corona firemen they were not welcome there any more and that if he saw them he would probably shoot them for what they did to Rex. The R.F.D. guys asked the farmer what the Corona boys did that could be so bad. Well the farmer said last year when they rented Rex it all started off fine until one of the Corona guys decided to rename him. We ll whats wrong with that they asked. The farmer said they renamed him CHIEF and now all he does is sit on his ass and bark all the time.