yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were
| Ethnic jokes
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight, however, and each of their attempts was met with a stern refusal. While wandering around outside the
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Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
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Young Bobby was
| Parent jokes
Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father, standing beside him, said, "Now, remember, son. Don't wear them when you're not looking at anything."
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I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on
| Internet jokes
I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!
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The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were ‘protecting’. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn’t be able to communicate to the police what he was doing. Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $50,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is. The deaf collector can’t communicate with them, so the Mafia drags the guy to an interpreter. The Mafia hood says to the interpreter, “Ask him where the money is.” The interpreter signs, “Where’s the money?” r\nThe deaf replies, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” The interpreter tells the hood, “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.” The hood pulls out a large gun and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. “NOW ask him where the money is.” The interpreter signs, “Where is the money?” The deaf man replies, “The $50,000 is in Central Park, hidden in the third tree stump on the left from the West 78th Street gate .” The interpreter says to the hood, “He says he still doesn’t know what you’re talking about, and doesn’t think you have the guts to pull the trigger.”