Detective: Do you think
| Criminal jokes
Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.
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A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a
| Biologist jokes
A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says That'll be 80p [ATP]!"
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I came in to
| Dentist jokes
I came in to make an appointment with the dentist. said the man to the receptionist. "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"
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Why do cows wear bells
| Cow jokes
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
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Golfer: “Well, I have never played this badly before! Caddy: “I didn’t realize you had played before, sir.”