What do you call a group of cattle sent into
| Cow jokes
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!
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Q. How do blonde brain cells die?
| Blonde jokes
Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone
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A little girl
| Marriage jokes
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house?" He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?" The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your thoughts." "Communicate my thoughts?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I have n
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What do you get from a short-legged cow?
| Cow jokes
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!
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Waiter, your tie is in
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
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Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.