Three men stood before a judge on a charge of

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

| Pig jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment.

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Doctor, Doctor Can I have second

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!

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An old man and woman were married for

| Marriage jokes

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the gra

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A vampire bat came flapping in from a

| Various animal jokes

A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the cave's roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, but they persis

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Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

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Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing? 2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too.” Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well? 3rd man: No, sir. I AM Peanuts!