Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for

How does a baboon make phone calls?

| Telephone jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!

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What do you call an alien starship that drips

| Space jokes

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !

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Big Louie the

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Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny had been in the business for many years in another part of the country. During that time he had garnered quite a reputation for being the most conscientious and honorable h

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FIRST MONSTER: I'm going

| Monster jokes

FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends.

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How did the rabbit become a wrestling

| Rabbit jokes

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can’t drive !