Why is food better than men?
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Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
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Spell extra wise in two letters.
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Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A
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What did the vampire call his
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What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.
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What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot
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What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"
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Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.