What was the name of Tom
| Fishing jokes
What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!
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What's so bad about being a dick?
| Dirty jokes
What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you in a plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.
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My sister's a really bad driver.
| Car and train jokes
My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over.
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A golf club walks into a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.
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Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? “The Dentist will see you now.”