Why did the rabbit
| Rabbit jokes
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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What happened when the Ape won
| Gorilla jokes
What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!
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ur
| Yo momma jokes
ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.
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A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man,
| Lawyer jokes
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from." The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the re
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After years of scrimping and saving, a husband
| Money jokes
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly. "No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac."
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A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets ’em down on the bar. And then the bartender said “Now dont you start anything!!”