An angry wife was
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. "What'll ya have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one gulp. His wif
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Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why?
| Apple jokes
Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire.
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What type of wind is named after a young
| Weather jokes
What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn
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A man has six children and is very proud of
| Marriage jokes
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as we
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Q: What did one flea say to the other flea
| Insect jokes
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?
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What’s so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you in a plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.