Men are like bike
| Men jokes
Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
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Why did the farmer call his
| Horse jokes
Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!
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The patient: Tell me, is it true that
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.
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Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !
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Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.
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Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.