Why do you want to be buried at sea?
| Dead and dying jokes
Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for
| Halloween jokes
Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.
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The couple
| Salesmen jokes
The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom. A salesman sensing their debate over the price moved in and said, "This model is priced just over the car which is priced a few dollars above the car which costs no more than some models of the lowest
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Teacher: If you have five
| School jokes
Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !
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Why is it so cold at Christmas? It’s in Decembrrrrr.