Q: What did one math book say to the
| School jokes
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!
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What does an aardvark take for
| Aardvark jokes
What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!
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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to
| E-mail jokes
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.
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Camp Woodland was across the
| Farmer jokes
Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are! was his answer.
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What European capital has the most ghosts?
| Ghost jokes
What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!
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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !