What do you call a vampire junkie?
| Vampire jokes
What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.
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Q: How do you
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
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An old Native American wanted a loan for $500.
| Ethnic jokes
An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan application, asking, "What are you going to do with the money?" "Take jewelry to city and sell it," said the old man. "What have you got for collateral?" queried the banker, going strictl
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What do you get if you cross a telephone
| Telephone jokes
What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !
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The young lad had applied for a job, and was
| Spelling jokes
The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied. "How do you spell that?" asked the manager. "Er ? sir ? er ? can't you just put it down without spelling it?"
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From the pilot during his welcome message: “We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry… Unfortunately none of them are on this flight.