Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
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An old man was critically
| Lawyer jokes
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?" "That's my business!
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A client called in inquiring about
| Travel and tourist jokes
A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"
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What do you get if you cross a moth with a
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play
| King Kong jokes
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
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Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!