What kind of ears do trains
| Car and train jokes
What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).
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How did the woman feel when she got run
| Car and train jokes
How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.
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What did George Washington have to do with
| Gorilla jokes
What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas? As little as possible, dummy!
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The Ten Commandments Of Employment
| Business jokes
The Ten Commandments Of Employment If it rings, put it on hold. If it clunks, call the repairman. If it whistles, ignore it. If it's a friend, stop work and chat. If it's the boss, look busy. If it talks, take notes. If it's handwritten, type it. if it's typed, copy it. If it'
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Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.
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An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. “I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?” “It’s $50,000,” the lawyer said. “But why? You’ll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?” “That’s my business! Get me the course!” Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, “please, before it’s too late, tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before you died?” In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said, “One less lawyer . . .”