An airplane was losing altitude
| Aviation jokes
An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot over the intercom said that the entire luggage needed to be thrown overboard if they were to survive. After all the luggage was thrown the plane was still going down so they asked for volunteers. A man from Paris went to the do
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Why does an elephant
| Elephant jokes
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
| Various animal jokes
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs!
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Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.
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What did one rock pool say to the other rock
| Humor jokes
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.
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Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.