What is cleverer than a talking cat ?
| Cat jokes
What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !
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Why did the little piglet fall
| Pig jokes
Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
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Motorist: Does a deer have a
| Car and train jokes
Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.
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Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo
| Music jokes
Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time.
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What sort of soup do
| Food jokes
What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.
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My birthdays coming Do you know what I need?” “Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?”