Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a
| Military jokes
Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom. Well after a 5 hour delay waiting for the snow to be plowed of, they were able to take-off. The planes taxied off and stoped a hundred yards to the flight line. The civilians had forgot to finish the res
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Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled
| Religious jokes
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were really put out.
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Patient: Doctor,
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!
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I went to
| Police jokes
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called h
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I've just come back from the beauty parlour.
| Beauty jokes
I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!
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Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.