Why is politics for the birds?

Men are

| Men jokes

Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

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QUESTION: What do you get from a bee

| Insect jokes

QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets

| Heaven and hell jokes

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead". "OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?" GOD says, "So you would like them." "OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?" "S

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These four guys were walking down the street, a

| Ethnic jokes

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?" The Saudi says, "What's a shortage?" The Russian says, "What's meat?" The North Korean says,

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