When do
| Accountant jokes
When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise'
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Why were ancient Egyptian children
| Children jokes
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.
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What would you get if you
| Halloween jokes
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
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Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
| Political jokes
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.
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How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !