How do you keep a programmer in the shower
| Computer jokes
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
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Teacher: That's quite a cough you have
| School jokes
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
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A blonde
| Blonde jokes
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why, officer?" asks the blonde. "Because your blouse is open and your breast is exp
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Why did the music student have a piano in the
| Music jokes
Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
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Woman: Officer you must help. I've just
| Police jokes
Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll comb the area.
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Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !