Yo mama teeth are so yellow

Once there was a millionaire

| Humor jokes

Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides to throw a huge party. During the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a propositi

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A huge American car screeched to a

| Travel and tourist jokes

A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, "Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare's birthplace?" "Ay, straight on, sir," said the rustic, "but no need to hurry. He's dead."

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What did one candle say to the

| Birthday jokes

What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

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Did you hear about the cannibal who went

| Cannibal jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes.

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A regular at Bob's Bar

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?" "Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them."

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Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!