Why were the two managers sitting around
| Sport jokes
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!
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Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
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Im giving a surprised birthday party
| Birthday jokes
Im giving a surprised birthday party for you. "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?" "That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!"
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A patient came to
| Dentist jokes
A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
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Q: Why were there
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras