How many Dependent P.D. does to take to
| Mental health jokes
How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? None, he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.
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What do you call an ant in space ?
| Ant jokes
What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
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Two fonts walk into a line
| Dance jokes
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here."
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What is the difference between a horse and a
| Horse jokes
What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!
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YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!