What did the maggot say to his friend when he
| Insect jokes
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !
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An Irishman went into a post office to see if
| Letter jokes
An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him. "I'll see, sir," said the clerk. "What is your name?" "You're having me on now because I'm Irish," said the Irishman. "Won't you see the name on the envelope?"
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May I take your order? the waiter asked.
| Food jokes
May I take your order? the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."
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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies
| History jokes
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
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yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well…