One woman to another at a singles bar:

What is another way to describe

| Cat jokes

What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

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What do you call a very rude

| Bird jokes

What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !

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What happened when the schoool bully went

| Internet jokes

What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman

| Fishing jokes

Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stran

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the

| Elephant jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !

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One woman to another at a singles bar: “I’m not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?”