What is another way to describe
| Cat jokes
What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !
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What do you call a very rude
| Bird jokes
What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !
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What happened when the schoool bully went
| Internet jokes
What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
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Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman
| Fishing jokes
Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stran
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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the
| Elephant jokes
What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !
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One woman to another at a singles bar: “I’m not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?”