Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
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Two girls were talking in the corridor.
| Children jokes
Two girls were talking in the corridor. 'That boy over there is getting on my nerves,' said Clarrie. 'But he's not even looking at you,' replied Clara. 'That's what's getting on my nerves,' retorted Clarrie.
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When is a birthday cake like a golf
| Birthday jokes
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
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A little boy walked
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A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride's side and the groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step
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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up
| Bird jokes
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !
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Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.