A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother
| Humor jokes
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits
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Three blondes are stranded on an island.
| Blonde jokes
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a fl
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Q: What is the best recording of the Walton
| Music jokes
Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One.
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If you cross a telephone and a lobster
| Telephone jokes
If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.
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What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
| Frog jokes
What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !
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Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !