Which is the only day you
| Cannibal jokes
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian
| Car and train jokes
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.
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Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
| Ghost jokes
Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.
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A shy guy goes into a bar and
| Journalist jokes
A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sl
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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.