In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a
| Food jokes
In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks,
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Both of my marriages have been
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Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr
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Where do the burgers go on New Year's
| Burger jokes
Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!
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Young Bradley arrived at his date's
| Idiot and fool jokes
Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it. "What're you doin'?" asked his girlfriend. "How come your shirt is soakin' wet?" "Well," said Bradley, "it said on the label: WASH AND WEAR."
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I saw a pen in a
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I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most. The clerk said, "It's made in Germany". I said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then". The clerk said, "What's the matter? You don't like German pens?" I said, "No. I just never learned t
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The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn’t feeling well. “Would you care for some more supper, ma’am?” asked the steward. “No, thanks,” replied the wretched passenger. “Just throw it overboard to save me the trouble.”