a guy was teased everywhere of his
| Hair and bald jokes
a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: 'I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!
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What do you call a big fish who makes you an
| Fishing jokes
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !
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Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting.
| Hunting jokes
Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first redneck says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you." After about three hours, the second
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Desert Storm Is Not Another Vietnam
| Vietnamese
Desert Storm Is Not Another Vietnam By: asianjoke.com 10) Viet Nam was a jungle war; Desert Storm is a desert war. (as noted by V.P. Quayle) 9) The U.S. is not the world's most profligate waster of rice. 8) We are not killing Vietnamese women and children in Desert Storm. 7) The White House w
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, “Oinkers Aweight”