Returning from her vacation, the
| Marriage jokes
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. "But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then ?" "What and ruin my vacation ?" s
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Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself
| Computer jokes
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost e
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What are four hundred rabbits
| Rabbit jokes
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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Father Christmas: What's your
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'.
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Dad, do you believe in Buddha? “Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good.”