What did the judge say when a skunk entered the

Reporter: What made you

| Journalist jokes

Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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Fred: My mum's having a new baby.

| Baby jokes

Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?

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What do you do with old cannon balls

| Elephant jokes

What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!

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Customer to friend: This is a wonderful

| Restaurant jokes

Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world. Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!