Reporter: What made you
| Journalist jokes
Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
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Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
| Baby jokes
Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?
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What do you do with old cannon balls
| Elephant jokes
What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
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Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!
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Customer to friend: This is a wonderful
| Restaurant jokes
Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world. Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.
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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!