A blonde came home from school one day and said
| Blonde jokes
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde? Her mother replied, Of couse it is, dear. The next day, the blonde said, I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class,
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If doors
| Internet jokes
If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.
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What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?
| Monster jokes
What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
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A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a
| Blonde jokes
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
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What kind of ants are very learned ?
| Ant jokes
What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
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Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.