Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is
| Cat jokes
Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?
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Hey buddy.
| Music jokes
Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer.
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When is the
| Dog jokes
When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !
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An airplane was flying from LA to New York.
| Aviation jokes
An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it will take 7 hours to get to New York." A little later, the pilot announced, "A second engine failed, b
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How can you make a moth ball ?
| Insect jokes
How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.
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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.