Mrs Saggy:
| Beauty jokes
Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!
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A mother was reading a book about animals to
| Children jokes
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her d
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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of
| Gorilla jokes
Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!
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While driving down a steep and curvy logging
| Biologist jokes
While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen down the hill. The truck piles up at the bottom of the canyon, and everyone aboard perishes. Suprisingly, they all go to heaven. At an orientation they are asked, "When you are
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What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !