Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch

What animals do you bring

| Cow jokes

What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.

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HWhy did the monster lie on his back?

| Monster jokes

HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Why is psychoanalysis

| Mental health jokes

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.

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Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot

| Military jokes

Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

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Why did the vampire stand

| Vampire jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!