What did the earwig say as it fell down the
| Insect jokes
What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !
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A lady was
| Police jokes
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up her arm, too! Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took of
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Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
| Bird jokes
Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!
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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
| Snowman jokes
What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !
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A lady was walking down the street to
| Various animal jokes
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lad
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What’s a sea serpent’s favourite meal? Fish and ships!