Why didn’t the dog play

What's the greatest birthday

| Birthday jokes

What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.

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Q: What a BLONDE will ask the

| Blonde jokes

Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: "Is it mine?"

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What's a snakes favourite TV program ?

| Snake jokes

What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

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Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the

| Ethnic jokes

Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"

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Why is your nose in the middle of your

| Face jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).

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Why didn’t the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck.