Two Virginia boys, Sonny
| Hunting jokes
Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the bushes and, by mistake, shot his friend. After trying to remove the bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor. Two hours later, after the physician had patched up the wounded hunter, Sonny asked, "Ple
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A family was having dinner on
| Marriage jokes
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong. "Nothing," said the woman. Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, what's wrong?" "Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned
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Teacher: What's the definition of a
| Bird jokes
Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
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Why did the Ape jump off the building?
| Gorilla jokes
Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
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In what school
| Burger jokes
In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.
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The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. “Private,” the officer said, “I’m recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses.” “Warehouses?” the private shouted. “I thought you said whorehouses!”