A drunk gets
| Dirty jokes
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
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A young couple got married and
| Marriage jokes
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mum, as soon as we return
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When I saw you driving down the
| Police jokes
When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least. "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."
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Policeman: Are you going
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again.
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During a visit to a military medical clinic,
| Military jokes
During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendly and mentioned that his mood improved every day because he was due to leave the service in two months. As he applied the tourniquet on my arm, he told me that taking the blo
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Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!