A market researcher called at a house and his

Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N.

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Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N. Stine

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If you had one dollar and you

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If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You don't know your arithmetic. You don't know my father !

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Which route should you take through the woods

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Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The psycho-path!

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

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How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!

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What is the most faithful

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What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and she agreed. He asked her if she knew his company,Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used it, the answer was “Yes.” Asked how she used it, she said, “To assist sexual intercourse.” The interviewer was amazed. He said, “I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child’s bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but I know that most use it for sexual intercourse. Since you’ve been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?” “Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out.”